Stinger functions
Serverless. For real.
Write a handler. Deploy. Done. Sub-millisecond cold starts. True scale-to-zero. No containers hiding underneath.
Stinger functions
A handler, a request, a response.
An HTTP input reaches a tiny handler and returns structured JSON. Follow both sides of the request.
/hello?name=Request
GET /hello?name=Ada
Accept: application/jsonResponse
How it works
Three steps. Zero YAML.
Write
HTTP handlers, event triggers, or scheduled invocations. Any language that compiles to WASM. No SDK required -- just export a handler function.
Deploy
One command. The CLI compiles, uploads to Comb, and Queen places your function across the nearest regions. Live in seconds.
Serve
Requests route to the nearest instance. Snapshot restore means no cold start penalty. Scale to zero when idle. Pay per invocation.
Vs. AWS lambda
Not even close.
WASM-native serverless versus container-wrapped serverless. The numbers speak for themselves.
Cold start
Min memory
Idle cost
Deploy size
Deploy a function.
One command. Sub-millisecond cold starts. True scale to zero.